Right this moment barney's in hell. Turns out it was country wide and even passed over the pond into the UK. Doot doot doot. Turns Out The New Barney Documentary 'I Love You, You Hate Me' Exists For A Pretty Dark Reason Mike Redmond Contributing Writer Twitter October 13, 2022 As part of Peacock 's larger. Barney in the Quicksand Blub Blub Blub, Joy to the world when baRneys dead well decapate his head dont worry about the body well flush it out the potty, and round and round it goes, How to kill Barney give him a cup of Hemlock tell him its Herbal Tea to help him sleep UNDER THE GROUND HE WILL SLEEP FOR LONG LONG LONG TIME, Barney at the Bates Motel taking a shower let Norman Bates at the knives then dump his body in the Quicksand out i back, I Hate you you Hate me let's all be friend s and kill Barney with with a great big gun and shoot Barney in the tail no more purple green dinosaur and ha ha ha Barney s dead are nt you glad Barney s dead sorry kids. Nay, the horrors surrounding Barney came from the world he was stepping intoone that couldnt deal with how genuinely wonderful he is?? Next thing you know barneys laying on the floor with a knife in his butt. All that success came at a price, says Andrew Olsen, a devotee of Barney history and its memorabilia. He's not real! Proof that Barney is satan: Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is Satanic The Romans had no letter 'U' and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Extracting the Roman numerals, we have: C V V L D I V Decimal Equivalents are: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5 Adding those numbers produces: 666 666 is the number of the beast. Did Cirie go too far by bringing family matters into the game? Beat up Barney. /lyrics/b/barney/lets_kill_barney.html. A.Balarney. acka lacka boom! :D, i hate you hate me i pushed barney out of a tree he hit the ground he has a big lump now i am in jail because of a thump. Hasn't everyone made this joke though? You hate me let's all kill Barney. Bang Bang Barney is DEAD! I hate you, You hate me, Lets get together and kill Barney. However the dynamics of basing your identity around what you hate and what you despise, that those dynamics are exactly the same, she posits. YES, barneys dead. Ours went "I hate you, you hate me, let's all go and kill Barney, with a big axe WHACK! For help, see the examples of how to link to this page. YOU SAID: I hate you, you hate me. I hate you you hate me Elmo has just shot barney, with an M15 and and M44 No more purple dinosaur Oh My God Barney survived, I just found him on the side, with an M15 and an M44 Now theres a purple dinosaur I hate you you hate me I just shot that damn Barney, With Elmos guns I shot him in the head, Thank the lord that gay dino's dead I hate you you hate me, Barney gave me HIV, it started with a kiss but barney wanted more, I got Raped by a dinosaur. Peace out! Voss was succeeded by David Joyner, whose background as a dancer allowed him to bring a new vitality to Barneys physical mannerisms: He leaped. :) Yay! I Love You, You Hate Me will premiere on Peacock on October 12 in all its big purple glory. i hate you you hate me we chase barney up a tree we stick an arow through his head oh my GOD i think hes dead. Mad Hatter will you and the March Hare stuff the Doremouse into the Teapot? Former Blues Clues host Steve Burns is actually tremendous in speaking to the validity of the Barney approach, because he understands the logic and resonance of childrens television better than any of the assembled talking heads. I hate you you hate me let s kill Barney and shoot him in the green poke adots and shoot Barney in the tail no more purple green dinosaur, i hate barney i want to kill barney and cut off his tail i use barney as a sex toy. Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur! I Love You, You Hate Me doesnt want to be simply a hollow celebration of 90s nostalgia, which I truly respect, but it doesnt quite have the intellectual ammunition to make its more ambitious points convincingly. By submitting your email, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Policy and to receive email correspondence from us. It's GOD-ZILLLAAAAA-AAAAHHH!!! They sued him ^.^. who likes this "i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barny with a knife in his back and a bullet in his head yay now barnys dead, I heard that the guy in the barneys suit died and they hired a new one -_- i wish they just barbicued the head and flushed the body down the toilet! Cookie Notice I hate you, you hate me Lets get together and kill Barney With a shotgun blast Barney hits the floor No more purple dinosaur! DUDE THAT IS DRY AND IT DOESNT RHYME IN THE BARNEY SONG MUCH DRY DRY DRY DRY DRY. Round and round it goes! I hate you you hate me lets go kill Barney So i slash him untill he is out of breath Be happy kids because i tortured Barney to death!! Won't you say that Barney's cut. Let me tell you this. Here are five shocking things Variety learned while watching "I Love You, You Hate Me," which examines how a creature who sings songs about loving one another became a subject of global. STOP MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS!!!! oh and i made this up on my own MWAH HAH HHAAHH HAH barneys dead BARNEYS DEAD, i love youyou love me.lets go out and kill barney with a bang bang shotgun youre here for no more bayot dinosaur, i fixed up my first barney parody i posted so here it goes:i rape u u rape barney gave me H.I.V. It's that people are sick of the original I love you song so this is a darker version of it. i love Barney and i hate BARNEY at the same time i love purple and green and i love BARNEYs green pokeadots on his tail but i still HATE BARNEY. It's called a remote, use it, and perhaps take some 'happy' pills or something to calm down. NEW VERSE I hate you, you hate me Lets get together and kill barney With a baseball bat and a four-by-four No more purple dinosaur. Director Tommy Avallone with Stefania Marghitu. Dum! I love booze .. Sheryl went as far as to parallel Barney to a brother for Patrick, though she conceded that her son has his qualms with the fictional character like in any sibling dynamic. I hope that Barney f**king kills you. I am the one who originated all this hatred of barney, if only I would have had a computer and an internet connection I could have contributed more, but since I cant I will say two things. Barney hell man: I hate you.You hate me. In elementary school, we used to sing this: I hate you. NOBODY'S USING CAPS!! No more purple dinosaur. Ok I hope Roxy did not hurt your feelings. Hello? i hate u u hate me lets get to getther and kill barney with a knife through his back and an aarow through his head he will cry and wet the bed. I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, Most people threw flowers, But i threw his head. LOVE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (: screw you all (H) barneys cool, and he bones your moms (: Well WTF! i hate you,you hate me, lets get a ak47 and shoot barny with a great big blast BOOM BOOM BOOM!now barnys brains is out! I hate you,you hate me,lets go out and kill barney,with a big shot gun and barney on the floor,no more singing dinosuar, BARNEY IS SO GAY I LOVE THAT SONG THAT IS SO FUNNY HA HA U ROCK BLAZANXX, come on who eva created this website i know that person wants to like barneys dick and shove their hand up his gay ass and then hump da crap out of him. PLEASE!! I hand this name (Barney's Assassinator) to Misty, the Queen whom made the parody we're loving and hating on. I hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barney with a knife through his back and an arrow through his head he will cry and wet the bed. Kind of a fun, wise-cracking kind of guy who lit up the room, Reeder describes in terms of his initial vision for the characters personality. You hate me! All Rights Reserved. Thank you to all, especially YOU, Misty with her spectacular parody, and this great Website Editor for keeping everything in order. That song cracked me up! i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a 4 by 4 and a knife lets all cheer that barneys dead. This is all funny!! Besides the huge hits and comments, Barney has 666 votes! In 2004, Joyner started his own practice, which combined yoga, massage, spiritual healing, and on occasion, orgasms. The 2 yr old loves Barney and the 1 yr old is too young to care. Not exactly like the original version of Barney sucks. With cocaine up his nose and a gun to his head, sorry kids but barney's dead! Patrick, Leachs whole inspiration for the show, didnt have the brightest takeaways from Barney, either. Scout Productions Doot doot doot. He should be banned from the television network. That's because it's linked all over the place and due to return posters. ()_() ( ' . ' It will be up to viewers to decide whether the failure to thoroughly explore its biggest contentions makes I Love You, You Hate Me borderline offensive once youre paralleling Barney haters with the white supremacist march in Charlottesville, that line is really blurry or just flawed, on top of a clumsy structure and major sourcing problems, in a documentary that probably wont inspire either extreme in its title. Doot doot doot. Yo, Yo! :). Uh-huuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Once the show reached certain popularity, Leach became the breadwinner of her household, and her husband Jim left his high-paying job to become a stay-at-home dad. i hate barney, i hate you, you hate me, cuz we like to F barney with a dagger and a bag of *hit now barney sould really quit MUHAHAHA IM DRUNK AND I HATE BARNEY WOOHOO!!! There were maybe a couple hundred people here back then, not enough to generate those hits. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the purple dinosaur - boom! its not like any1 talks about U cuz U want 2 help kids get a good education, i mean sure i think hez gay and all, but please.my cuzin waz on that show and she dosent hate it. Since the older kids know the new and different rhyme, they can distinguish themselves from the kiddies and babies who still watch Barney, the friendly purple dinosaur. Following the trailer's release, and leading up to the premiere of the documentary, Tommy Avallone, who directed the documentary, and Bob West, the original voice of Barney, did various interviews with various media outlets as well as a satellite media tour to discuss about the documentary. Grill them up, YUM! PLEASE!! These $350 sessions were exclusively offered to female clients and lasted between three and four hours, all with the intention of helping women to reconnect with their spiritual energy through tantric touch, Joyners website advertises. Let's find out. for broadcasting this antichrist type of shit to our nations children. Oh yeah, oh yeah, ohhh-hohh i hate u, u hate me barney give me hiv so i shot him in the head kicked him in the balls now the purple bunnys dead. TL:DR TL:DR We hated barney so bad we memed him to death. Cause you hate me .. Pissed my suit on a drunken spree .. Did a double shot, now I'm passed out on the floor .. Alchoholic dinosaur. \\' All of a sudden you hear gun shots, then after the gun shots you hear someone yell \\'shut the f*ck up\\'. Is this the first time, at the dawn of the social media era, where the world learned to love hate?. Subscribe for full access to The Hollywood Reporter. Created by a stay-at-home mum in 1988, Barney became an international phenomenon but in America but no one could have imagined that everyone's favourite friend would be hated so violently find out how it all happened in this two-part documentary. Rob EricJoel ChiodiDavid CollinsMichael WilliamsTommy AvalloneRaymond EspositoWendy GreeneAmy Goodman Kass I hate you you hate me lets hang barney from a tree with a with a knife to his back and a gun to his that purple suckers dead this is one of my fav s i heard! College students at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln popularized Barney bashing events, where you could let out your aggression on plush Barneys with a hammer, among other activities. I hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barney with a double barrel shotgun blow him through the door no more purple dinosaur. i hate u, u hate me, lets get together and kill barney with a knife and a gun and a shot right thru the hed, tell evryone that barney is dead BARNEY IS GAY AND SUCKS DINO-BALLS HE IS BRAINWASHING INNOCENT KIDS AND IM GONNA STAB HIM IN THE EYES AND POISON HIS FOOD, WHICH IS BALLS!!!!! Listen up, young uns. . ", I've posted about 165 submissions over the last three and a half years and I've broken 1000 page views once, with one more in the high 900's. this was like 11:00 am on TV4. you all saying you all watched it and you watched it so much that you all got tired of it that you hate it. appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. To add to the barney Parody: I hate you, you hate me, Lets gang up and kill Barney. what is even worse is that i have to watch it when i am in my dads car. Lay off Barney and stop using CAPS, you fools! The biggest problem is that Sheryl Leach declined to participate. :). Kids, kids, KIDS! Hey, the purple dino loves ya, so WTF more do you want? Okay, what the hell? . . The women of, Sam Levinson and the Weeknd Allegedly Turned, Theres No Red Button You Can Push to Stop. He may help kids to learn, but he can be downright annoying at times. His interview was cut out due to the crew not owning the copyright to the character.[12]. I hate Barney. The special features interviews with various cast and crew of Barney & Friends, and the proceeding, Barney & The Backyard Gang, offering first-hand accounts of the Barney phenomenon. I HATE U, U HATE ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND A BULLET THROUGH HIS HEAD SORRY CHILDREN BARNEY DEAD. 2023 Vox Media, LLC. Me: I'm a superstar! Barneys personality was initially based off of Bruce Willis in Moonlighting. I use to like barney when I was little but now ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. 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