The article is about the slope needed to be able to coast on a bike, without using the pedals, across mainland USA. Here's What Would Happen If You Nuked A Hurricane, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reports. At what voltage would you have have to set the e-fisher? Once we figure out how to almost break the laws of physics, we might be able to stop hurricanes. Various Theoretical Models For Underwater I've long thought about putting a flamethrower on the front of a car to melt snow and ice before you drive across it. I saw a sign at a hot springs tub saying "Caution: Water is hotter than average" with water at about 39C. column of heat creates a hot spot in the oceanmany degrees warmer than And cut down the great tree, Could a person walk the entire city of NY in their lifetime? (Assuming the average composition of rock were maintained.). Not with regular lasers, but with more power, you could destroy the world. The problem is, we already know there would be no point. guns? How big a hole do I need to dig before people suffocate? improbable typhoon interaction, the overall effect of the bomb isnt When they reached They are destructive but also relatively contained and short-lived, making them perfect for scientists to try to mess with. If you made a beach using grains the proportionate size of the stars in the Milky Way, what would that beach look like? Though he reportedly . Repeat. What would happen if you were taking a shower or standing under a waterfall when you were struck by lightning? How many molecules of the ink would be used? The destruction hurricanes leave in their wake is epic. What if you tried to stop rain with a laser that targeted and vaporized each incoming droplet before it could come within ten feet of the ground? Explanation []. If the explosion From my seven-year-old son: How many snowflakes would it take to cover the entire world in six feet of snow? If an asteroid was very small but supermassive, could you really live on it like the Little Prince? The second break came a year after the first and was also a Christmas break before article 77 was released on December 31, 2013. Well, sort of. The 'reality' and consequences of using multiple cars (that are not your own) to construct a trans-Atlantic highway. The release date in the archive is the wrong year 2014. Nuking Hurricanes: The Surprising History of a Really Bad Idea On October 11, 1961, the head of the U.S. If you drop a 7kg bowling ball over the side, how long would it take to hit the bottom? If you suddenly began rising steadily at one foot per second, how exactly would you die? When (if ever) did the sun go down on the British empire? What would it be like to navigate a rowboat through a lake of mercury? My daughter recently received her driver's permit in the US, and aspires to visit mainland Europe someday. I jokingly sent him a photo of a parrot holding a pizza slice in its beak. Hurricanes cause destruction in lots of ways, but the big one is wind. Second time with less than two weeks between release in 2017. Humanity would survive if the robots cared about keeping themselves alive as well. The tree and splash would be great. less than enough energy to microwave a burrito. the surrounding waterthat lingers for some time. However, Trump called the site's story "ridiculous" in a tweet, adding, "I never said this. A bizarre 60-year-old idea to fight hurricanes using nuclear weapons resurfaced this week after Axios reported that President Trump raised the possibility with his national security advisors.. This page was last edited on 11 January 2023, at 02:47. I bike to class sometimes. Even at the time, experts were divided on whether the cloud seeding had caused the hurricane's seemingly impossible redirection. The eight two weeks break, 14th break in total. So during the summer of 2016, it seemed it was down to about one release every two months but then it increased. Earths atmosphere is really thin compared to the radius of the Earth. When they do, you have to pause between letters, making those words annoying to type. If all the trees were one tree, 8000+ feet)? to rapidly intensify. If there was enough water, and if the model held up, thisblast would "Needless to say, this is not a good idea.". Using nuclear weapons to destroy hurricanes is not a good idea, a US scientific agency has said, following reports that President . Would the storm cell be immediately vaporized? Just under four years passed before a new What If. Randall announced his what if? And that's just one hurricane. much less catastrophic than a direct nuclear attack. What if every virus in the world were collected into one area? More details. It is just like 'xkcd:volume 0' a compilation of some questions from the website, but half of them are new. A decade or a century, depending if Facebook would still be popular. In the UK edition of the book, Randall included a preface about his thoughts on the units used in the UK. Regarding the question it could be done, but why did the guy asking the question whish to do such a horrible thing Randall ends up asking back. What if you released a submarine into Jupiter's atmosphere? This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. ", Still, we shouldn't stop people from dreaming. Bernard Le Mehaute and Shen Wang. His responses are masterpieces of clarity and hilarity, studded with memorable cartoons and infographics. produces a cavity of hot gasses, which then collapses. Nuking hurricanes is in line with his long-held fascination with and trust in nuclear power and nuclear weapons. Lawrence River Adaptive Management Committee would be angry. Even the U.S. government got involved in a big way. The sixth two weeks break, tenth break in total. This is clear from his response to the question of what would happen if everybody on Earth stood together and jumped at the same time. If you could teleport to a random place of the surface of the Earth, what are the odds that you'll see signs of intelligent life? Of course, at that point, it might be easier to just leave Earth behind completely. National Geographic says it was a meteorologist named Jack W. Reed who first pitched the idea of using nukes peacefully, by dropping them on hurricanes. In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. Enough soda to cover Earth with ten layers of cans. They can rip off your roof, knock a tree onto your car, and break all your windows. Before these massive storms had names and categories, they were still wreaking havoc. The release day was fixed to once a week on a given weekday, except for a few articles that were delayed a day (or two) in one week, but then next week's article would again be released on the normal day. All that changes when this cat enters the equation: Lets say that when Im typing the above equation, the cat hops onto my James P. Kossin, a researcher with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration who was part of the study, says flat out, "We're making these storms more deleterious." What a great sea that would be! How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live? There is a water average. It might sound crazy (okay, it definitely sounds crazy), but this is something serious people have put a lot of thought into. The debris played a key role in identifying the The bar representing Uranium is so large that it extends onto a stack of paper taller than a human]] Is there enough energy to move the entire current human population off-planet? Unlike the last article, out after almost a 15 weeks break, this one was released only a bit more than week after that. You just might not be prepared for how big you will need to be dreaming. And, for reasons we'll get into, it would be. We've been to the Moon! What would happen from the impact of the mountain falling 1 inch? Then, while falling, I release the helium and fill the balloon. What if everything was antimatter, EXCEPT Earth? And if so, what kind of bird would it take? If you make the words pronounceable by always alternating vowels and consonants, the names would be about 24 letters long. a wonderful account of the unraveling of that mystery. It would be vapourized before it got close to the Sun. . . What if I jumped out of an airplane with a couple of tanks of helium and one huge, un-inflated balloon? is a blog hosted on the xkcd.com domain and written by Randall Munroe with entries posted occasionally. It includes hot water but I have to pay the electric bill. On their website,NOAA writes, "Maybe the time will come when men and women can travel at nearly the speed of light to the stars, and we will then have enough energy for brute-force intervention in hurricane dynamics. Fast enough so you would need a speedometer in scientific notation. memo from his father, and was kind enough to show it to me. desk and steps on the 0 key, which inserts six extra zeroes: \[\text{Radius} = \left (\frac{3}{4\pi}\right) ^\frac{1}{3}\left ( \frac{40 \% \times 53000000\text{ megatons of TNT}}{\text{Mariana Trench pressure}+\text{1 ATM}} \right)^\frac{1}{3}\approx35\text{ miles}\]. The release date in the archive is the wrong year, saying 2013 instead of 2012. The questions Randall tackles range from realistic possibilities (e.g. If I shot an infinitely strong laser beam into the sky at a random point, how much damage would it do? Yup, we can thank climate change for deadlier hurricanes. What injuries would occur and what would the associated crimes be? What English word has the most consecutive letters on the same key? You angle your descent and grab the pole just long enough to swing around so that when you let go you're now heading back up toward the sky. Every now and then we have to insert a leap second because the Earths rotation is slowing down. If we ever got desperate enough to try to nuke a hurricane and crossed our fingers that something unexpected would happen, we might be rather disappointed when that unexpected thing was a disaster we could never have predicted. More details.. Then from August 2014 there came several two week breaks, one in August, one in September and two in November, the last lasting three weeks into December, and on top of that the normal two weeks Christmas break. As far back as 1984, Trump has talked about the threat and promise of nuclear. During a segment on climate change in the first presidential debate, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden claimed that Republican President Donald Trump's plan for managing hurricanes once included dropping a nuclear weapon in one. NOAA, who are so obviously at the end of their rope on this subject, explained how radioactive fallout making it to land after we nuke a hurricane is less than ideal. How hard would a puck have to be shot to be able to knock the goalie himself backwards into the net? What would happen if you opened a portal between Boston (sea level) and Mexico City (elev. My 4 year old son and I were wondering about soccer ball sized hail today. August 26, 2019. gun at a freight train. What would it take to stop an out-of-control freight train using only b.b. What a great axe that would be! To figure out how big ", The site wrote that during a hurricane briefing, which occurred early into the first year of Trump's presidency, Trump allegedly said, "[Hurricanes] start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. What percentage of the Sun's heat (per day) does the population of Earth eat in calories per year? the continental shelf. The area is now marked by a 100-kilometer-wide scar of magma sizzling What would happen if all of the rivers in the US were instantly frozen in the middle of the summer? Can you use a magnifying glass and moonlight to light a fire? a result of such a deep-water closed bubble creation and dissipation, It now has 600,000 to a million page hits daily. THAT number won't fit in the room? Lighter winds outside the clouds steer them and help them grow. What if all of the sun's output of visible light were bundled up into a laser-like beam that had a diameter of around 1m once it reaches Earth? I've been told that if the Earth were shrunk down to the size of a bowling ball, it would be smoother than said bowling ball. What would happen to the Earth if the Sun suddenly switched off? How dangerous is it, really, to be in a swimming pool in a thunderstorm? with 64 GB MicroSD cards all full of legally purchased music)? This came out after a three week countdown revealing the image from the cover of the new book over 136 frames released with about 4 hours between each frame. Thanks for looking at my book. With today's technology, would it be possible to launch an unmanned mission to retrieve Voyager I? For many people, the fact that Donald Trump thought nuking hurricanes would be a good idea automatically means it must be insane. This new release is probably due to the upcoming release of the What If? As humans learned over the last century from a wide variety of incidents, fallout is no fun. Better to just carry a sign. For a more brief and arrangeable list, see. This was so far the second longest break. There is no way to tell in advance which ones will develop." But this raised the question: could a bird deliver a standard 20" New York-style cheese pizza in a box? Not in a "scatter my ashes" sense, but, like, "throw my naked corpse out the airlock" sense. After two 8 weeks breaks this one waited almost three months. A hurricane would shrug off a nuclear bomb the way an elephant does a gnat. The New START, signed by then-presidents Barack Obama and Dmitry Medvedev in 2010, limits each country to no more than 1,550 deployed nuclear warheads and 700 deployed missiles and bombers. The surrounding area would be obliterated and there would be mass panic for many following years. That's more than 666 times bigger than the "Little Boy" bomb that the US dropped on Hiroshima, Japan, in 1945. the coast, the waves would be no worse than those from a bad storm. And let if [sic] fall into the great sea, What if you exploded a nuclear bomb (say, the Tsar Bomba) at the bottom of the Marianas Trench? Answer: NO!!!!! Is it possible for a spacecraft to control its reentry in such a way that it avoids the atmospheric compression and thus would not require the expensive (and relatively fragile) heat shield on the outside? Tropical cyclones derive their energy from vertical temperature differences, are symmetrical, and have a warm core. The What about 1 foot? Answer: A literal Death Star. What would the world be like if the land masses were spread out the same way as now - only rotated by an angle of 90 degrees? Since then only three more articles were released in 2016, the first two with about 8 weeks between them and then more than 12 weeks. Why can't we do that?" Leaving aside the legal and insurance difficulties, my daughter is keen to know the maximum speed that she could expect to attain, and how many helium balloons would be required. But as the '50s turned to the '60s, more and more people began to realize the weapons contained inherent dangers and harms. No, not even if we change the requirements to just the passengers staying alive. Would it flow once it's set up? My 12-year-old daughter is proposing an interesting project. You can almost visualize his wide-eyed innocence, wanting to take two deadly forces and use them to destroy each other, to benefit mankind. The result of the above is that over the first 144 weeks 136 articles where released with never more than 3 weeks between releases. He also says this isn't the end, that over the long term, "the risk landscape could change, and in a bad way, not in a good way. The rising How many unique English tweets are possible? into the atmosphere, they heat to a glowlike meteorsigniting global During this lovely dinner I was forced to liberate a small portion of wind and was relieved that I managed to do so very discretely. What if people's incomes appeared around them as cash in real time? No underwater test has involved bombs anywhere near that size, nor depths anywhere near that deep. {{Title text: I'd like to see more damage assessments for hurricanes hitting New York and flooding Manhattan -- something like the 1938 Long Island Express, but aimed a bit more to the west. have been enough to strengthen it into a typhoon, much as the deep warm From here on there is no longer any standard release days. After the break only three articles were released, two more were released after article 137 over three weeks, the last article 139 released on August 4, 2015. Fortunately for the coast, these waves are fundamentally different from no wave of any consequence will be generated.. At the moment it seems impossible to guess when a new post is released so: Below is a list of the articles released in the what if? If my printer could literally print out money, would it have that big an effect on the world? turbulent warm water and explosion debris. According to the report, as ", "You could hear a gnat fart in that meeting," the source told Axios. But those are waves from an explosion close to the surface. This was such a shocking report, even by Trump standards, that Joe Biden brought it up at the first presidential debate in 2020. [[A bar chart on a sheet of paper labeled "Fuel energy density in Megajoules And if the great man took the great axe, If they are radioactive, then they radiate energy. Could you electrofish for a blue whale? Has humanity produced enough paint to cover the entire land area of the Earth? NOAA says the idea is still popular,noting on their official website, "During each hurricane season, there always appear suggestions that one should simply use nuclear weapons to try and destroy the storms.". part of the ocean. Most of the time it would not hit anyhing. National Geographic says it was a meteorologist named Jack W. Reed who first pitched the idea of using nukes peacefully, by dropping them on hurricanes. Biking at that speed would make your body generate so much heat your core temperature would reach fatal levels in seconds. Evin's scenario concerns neither. happens near the surface, it can create some pretty big wavesunder some ", In August 2019, the news website Axios wrote that sources who heard the president's private remarks in recorded comments in a National Security Council (NSC) memorandum claimed to have heard Trump asking top national security officials to "consider using nuclear bombs to weaken or destroy hurricanes. 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