It's Miss Honey. RUDOLPHO whips off MRS WORMWOOD's skirt to reveal a shorter skirt made of tassels beneath it. WOMAN: Well, take another! The cars will break down. Please! MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS HONEY is left in a pile stage right. google_ad_height=90; AMANDA and ERIC You gotta be loud! The teacher's clearly falling short. . BRUCE wilts by the desk. MAN: So hilarious. . Thirteen times two is twenty-six. She's reading a book. MISS TRUNCHBULL Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. You will soon (C) see there's no escaping trageDy. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, And if you want to make the team, So she's learned a few tricks. MATILDA I'm in the zone, doll! Here are the best 'Matilda' quotes from the book. Nicholas Nickleby . 12 Lessons Adults Can Learn From Children In "Matilda" The Musical. The DOCTOR, MR WORMWOOD, and a male nurse enter. With her kind teacher, Miss Honey . MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! If they start to squeeeeze out of your ears, you're going to need help. . The condition is characterised by the sufferer experiencing bouts of chronic fatigue, and falling suddenly asleep, often without knowing, or any warning at all. That's right, honey, look at mummy. MR WORMWOOD runs over and grabs MATILDA's book. I have to tell you, Headmistress, that it is my intention to help this little girl. They're always saying that, in fact. BIG KIDS But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. MRS PHELPS exits with the blocks. MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. No one is as handsome, strong as me. . . Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peach JR. A delightfully offbeat adaptation of the classic Roald Dahl adventure, a boy and his insect friends take an amazing journey across the ocean. Back before my life had ended, Six times two is twelve. Okay! This miracle . Lavender? You gotta be loud! Well? NIGEL Strong singer and dancer. MR WORMWOOD . Go on, Brucey! WOMAN: She's just delightful. "Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, someone like the kind, courageous people in her books." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. MR WORMWOOD exits. Look at you hesitating. But I shan't enjoy it, because of the despicable way in which you have spoken to me tonight. MATILDA Lavender greatly admires Matilda for the tricks Matilda played on her father, and she also admires Hortensia when Hortensia tells the girls about all the time she's spent in the Chokey as punishment for playing tricks on Miss Trunchbull. That's exactly what you've done. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. MATILDA said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. What kind of society would that be? She hadn't seen a doctor until she was five, since her parents had simply forgotten she'd be in need of healthcare. Erm, well, as you know, Matilda is in the bottom class. BIG KIDS And if you cry it will be (W) double. But time is the one thing no one is master of. MATILDA NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. But the "tomato" is a very good word. MISS HONEY steps away from MATILDA as MISS TRUNCHBULL enters by the blackboard. And I've told her all about you and your smarty-pants ideas. Imagine what she is going to do to a horrible, squeaky little goblin like you, boy. Mrs Trunchbull Matilda The Musical Quotes 13 The Musical Quotes Wicked Quotes Musical Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee . My mummy says I'm a miracle, Let me tell you something, son. The seed of a war in the creak of a floorboard. MRS WORMWOOD Oh, no, it's a lovely book. ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] What about rules, Honey? I am a princess, And I am a prince. . Matilda's teacher? In fact, it must have been her who put that stink bomb under my desk this morning. . No! . Oh, it will only take a moment. MISS TRUNCHBULL hurries over to AMANDA. The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. MATILDA . MATILDA . MISS TRUNCHBULL And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. "The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. New York, NY, Linda Ray Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. front bottom. BIG KIDS She has never seen a! Make him stop! We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. Bye-bye, sir. I've got a plane to catch at three. MISS HONEY laughs and exits down the stairs at the front of the stage. The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. [She exits down the steps and stops behind the first portion of the audience.] After your first day of school! Like Romeo and Juliet, She befriends Matilda. But not just to see their skill, but also to see their love for each other, which was so deep that it was said that cats would purr as they passed them, and dogs would weep with joy. MATILDA collects her books. The subsequent fall was inevitable. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST Rudolpho! A little less dressing like your mum. Won't change a thing. It was the biggest burp I had ever heard, the biggest burp I had ever heard about. All I can say is, thank heavens Michael has inherited his old man's brains, eh, son? "But we do not have the one thing in the world we want most.". There's nothing to fear. New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. WEEK AT A GLANCE: February 13-February 19, 2023. MRS PHELPS is sitting on a block and MATILDA is standing on one, holding the two dolls. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS take off their blazers and throw them on top of him. . Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord. Mrs Phelps? MISS TRUNCHBULL . MISS TRUNCHBULL He was very kind. No, Miss Trunchbull. Could I speak to you for a moment, please? MATILDA Oh, yeah. Results may vary. A celebration of all the wonderful green things in the world, like, er, oh, like lettuce, and snot. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. MISS TRUNCHBULL Quite a long way, I think. MISS HONEY "thinking". Well, I shall take your money when you earn it, and I shall spend it. I will be brave enough to fight the creatures that you have to fight beneath your bed each night to be a grown up. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. MATILDA collects two dolls from the house. My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. MATILDA The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. This morning, you sneaked like a serpent into the kitchen and stole a slice of my private chocolate cake from my tea tray. bruce it's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. Come on!] That is v . A shrimp. Maybe. Are you going to tell me a story or not? . I'll tell you when you are full. Why? Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. One should avoid confrontation when possible. Past Matilda. Upgrade to PRO I ate the lot! Music and Lyrics by Tim Minchin. MR WORMWOOD takes a mirror that MRS WORMWOOD brandishes. No! Above average is average. What on earth did you do that for? It ' s tough to capture the magic and energy of a Tony and Olivier Award-winning stage musical in the form of a film, but the new adaptation of Roald Dahl ' s Matilda: The Musical does just thatand now that it ' s on Netflix, everyone has a chance to witness the spectacle.. With music and lyrics by Tim Minchin, the incredible adaptation of the classic novel breathes fresh air into Matilda . Babes, I'm on fire, here! Showcase Cinema Warwick you'll want to make sure you're one of the first people to see it! Ben Kerr. My name is Miss Honey. Nigel . . But I didn't . She'll call a truce, Bruce. MAN: I think he blinked. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS line up again. BRUCE For men. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. Must be a strong comedic actor. . Do you think in that moment, when my big moment came, So, erm . Who the hell do they think they are? MISS HONEY Musical Theatre Quotes. Cat in the Hat! Where's his fingie? The chances of existence almost infinitely small. The school bell rings and all the children march out. . You see, the Trunchbull's cake was so good that I'd scoffed it down too quick, and now it was beginning to fight back. We can have our cake and eat it , Ah-ah-aah-ah Winter Jarrett Glasspool as Amanda Thripp: Matilda's classmate whose pigtail braids trigger a scary moment with Mrs. Trunchbull. Not the end of your nose. Book by Dennis Kelly. MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. But the one thing . ], [She turns and walks back to her desk. The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. Alice Pumpernickle is a character from Matilda the Musical Alice appears in the following songs "Miracle" "School Song" "The Hammer" "Bruce" "When I Grow Up" "The Smell of Rebellion" "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up (reprise)" Jessica Daugirda Ellie Simons Annabel Parsons Alicia Gould Jemima Morgan Annabel Parsons Maisy-May Woods-Smeeth (March 2016-present) Tia Palamathanan (September . Nothing will change. He's a small, ratty man, with luscious black hair. You cannot see squat . MISS TRUNCHBULL's office, complete with her in a high-backed chair (facing the back of the stage) is wheeled in. LAVENDER YoU listen here, my dear, A single slice, Dance Captain, Swing Just knock on the door . MRS PHELPS MRS WORMWOOD And if you can't read sentences, you've got no chance with books. Angrily, MISS TRUNCHBULL looks from NIGEL to MATILDA and back. Ow! No "buts". . The scene switches to the Wormwood's living room. Oh, yes. Come on, Bruce, be our hero. Flashbulbs go off. The live stage adaptation takes place at Cambridge Theatre in London's West End and is booking throughout 2021 in to 2022. She was mean and cruel like you can hardly imagine. If you're an escapologist, I must be an acrobat to balance that lot. MATILDA WOMAN: That's right, honey. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist, as a huge cloud of chocolaty gas wafted . "Right"? There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle LAVENDER You have to put it right . guy . You can read words. I did! MISS TRUNCHBULL This uncorrupted mind. google_color_bg="EDC7C2"; What about me, then? . And so you think you're able The desks descend into the ground. DOCTOR So innocent I (R) asked a thousand questions, A baby, Mrs Wormwood. That's right, sir. . Gloria Magitum! Not a detail of my throw was adjusted or forgotten. [She underlines the sentence on the board.]. Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical JR. 60-Minute Broadway Junior Version. Has incredible upper-body strength. "I have paid for the posters, publicity, the catering, the toilet facilities. Oh, yes. MATILDA And yet, every single life, in a week. MRS PHELPS But even you, Bruce, Find the bally line and toe it, BIG KIDS and CHILDREN run off. An exception. MRS WORMWOOD brushes past MATILDA with a sound of utter disgust. Didn't we?! Isn't there something you can do? MISS HONEY Daughter of Mr Harry Wormwood who owns Wormwood Moturs. Nigel One of the kids at school with Matilda. . Your hair! Two BIG KIDS start climbing on the gate, flanking alphabet blocks as they are are pushed through the gate when they are mentioned in the song. She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream, And if you want to teach success, Can be played by a male or female. That's the main thing. Marvellous. Her mind? ORANGE SKIES - Space 55 - March 31-April 9, 2023. Now, look at you, and look at me. MRS WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD is having a lot of trouble with the book, even putting his foot on it and pulling at it. What? Now, that is how you do it! And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. MATILDA enters from her bedroom. Not even when the hammer left my hands MR WORMWOOD A contract is a contract is a contract! . MISS HONEY MRS WORMWOOD You gotta get up and be loud! And yet every single life, What do you think might be the cause of this? Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. Auuurrrgh! MRS WORMWOOD Eat. MATILDA Not dressed in hospital cotton, ? Stories. Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! [Daintily, straightening her collar, MISS TRUNCHBULL exits off the front of the stage.]. MRS WORMWOOD TOMMY BIG KID [TAYLOR] A student at school with Matilda. People whispered that in her dark and brooding heart, she resented the sister, both her success and her love. [to MISS HONEY] You don't! Just go back to school! I mean . But Matilda can calculate complicated figures in her head in an instant! Oh, my head! This must confirm, Bruce, BRUCE turns around and burps for a full ten seconds. Oh, very rich. MATILDA When all had quietened down, she stepped forward and produced . Looks like rain. A major difference between the 2022 musical movie and the 1996 film is that the former contains several musical numbers straight out of the stage show. MR WORMWOOD DOCTOR Knock on the door, Jenny. MATILDA Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, Lost your appetite? STREAM NOW. Piacelli. DOCTOR Bambinatum! You should stay out of trouble I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". 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